Democratic Candidates Immediately Descend Into Violent Pandemonium Without Cory Booker’s Message Of Love

DES MOINES, IA—Following the New Jersey senator’s decision to end his bid for the White House, sources confirmed Tuesday that without Cory Booker’s message of love and unity to hold it together, a bloody wave of chaos and rage had spread through the Democratic presidential field. According to eyewitnesses, absent…

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