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Tampa Bay Awards Ceremonial First Pitch Of World Series Game To Stingray That Killed Steve Irwin
ARLINGTON,TX—Praising the cartilaginous fish for embodying the spirit of Tampa, the Rays awarded the ceremonial first pitch of World Series Game 3 to the stingray…
Researchers Discover New Organ In Human Head
Scientists at the Netherlands Cancer Institute have found a previously unknown set of salivary glands that sit behind the nose and help moisten the upper…
Should Republicans Distance Themselves From Trump Or Double Down On Support?
President Trump’s sinking poll numbers have led to reports that some Republican leaders are trying to distance themselves from him, while others are being even…
Average Overdraft Fees Reach Record High
According to a study from the personal finance company Bankrate, the average overdraft fee in the U.S. this year is $33.47, an $0.11 increase from…
Bob Dylan Not Exactly Rising To Occasion As Far As Current Protest Music Goes
NEW YORK—In a nation mired in a deadly pandemic, mass civilian street actions, widespread environmental degradation, and collapsing institutions under the fourth year of Donald…
Man Feels Like Girlfriend Hasn’t Been Putting Effort Into His Appearance Lately
TAMPA, FL— Expressing concerns that he would have to say something soon, local man Alec Coles told reporters Friday he felt like his girlfriend hadn’t…
Trump Storms Back Into Interview While Leslie Stahl Eating Lunch At Home
NEW YORK—Rattling off accusations of anti-Republican bias as he burst through her kitchen, President Donald Trump reportedly stormed back into his 60 Minutes interview Friday…
Health Experts Determine College Social Distancing Guidelines Still No Match For The Jasonator
Hear why even the strictest protocols may not be enough to prevent the spread of The J-Dog with a case full of brewskis. Read more…
