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Tampax Unveils New Find My Tampon App For When One Really Gets Lodged Up There
CINCINNATI—Calling it the “fastest and most effective way” to find a lost or misplaced sanitary product, the makers of Tampax announced Friday the release of…
2019 Second-Hottest Year On Record
Climate data collected by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration and NASA found that last year was the second-hottest year on record, continuing a worrying…
CNN Reveals Bernie Sanders Running For President Of Country With History Of Sexism
WASHINGTON—Calling their bombshell report incredibly damning, CNN revealed Thursday that Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders has been knowingly running a campaign to become president of a…
Stephen Miller Hurt At Being Passed Over For Job Stalking Female Ambassador
WASHINGTON—After learning that Ukraine police had opened an investigation into whether associates of the president had surveilled the diplomat in Kyiv last year, White House…
CNN Audio Analysis Reveals Biden Caught On Wet Mic While Chewing On Own Microphone
DES MOINES, IA—Emphasizing that the leaked recording would clear up any confusion about the various crunching, slurping, and gurgling sounds heard after the Iowa Democratic…
Study Estimates Half Of U.S. Adults Will Be Obese By 2030
Nearly half of U.S. adults will be obese by 2030 and one-fourth will be severely so, according to a new study by the JPF Foundation…
Human Trafficker Not Getting Any Traction On This One
ST. PETERSBURG, RUSSIA—Explaining that he’s been advertising the girl for months now without getting so much as a nibble from prospective buyers, local human trafficker…
