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NFL Game Day Prepper Stockpiles Coolers Of Bud Light, Hundreds Of Pounds Of Grilled Meat In Underground Bunker

CHICAGO—Wearing a Tom Waddle jersey and armed with a pair of tongs, local NFL game day prepper Hank Pritchard reportedly stockpiled coolers of Bud Light…

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Arguments For And Against Filming Live Performances

The ubiquity of smartphones has made it easy for people to film live performances, but many audience members and performers themselves criticize the practice. The…

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Dad Figures Funeral Just As Good A Time As Any To Try Out New Camera Lens

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Pete Buttigieg Tries Appealing To Moderate Boomers By Announcing He Doesn’t Agree With His Choice To Be Gay But Respects His Decision

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Trump Miami Resort To Host Next Year’s G-7

President Trump has chosen his Trump Doral golf resort to host the 2020 Group of Seven summit of world leaders, an unprecedented move that drew…

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Music Buff Pissed ‘Come Josephine In My Flying Machine’ Left Off Pitchfork’s ‘Best Of The 1910s’ List

PITTSBURGH—Decrying the omission as a blatant attempt to stir up controversy, music buff Miles Sherman told reporters Friday that he was pissed to see Blanche…

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Mark Zuckerberg Announces All Of Facebook’s Future Decisions Will Be Made By The Cube Of Justice

MENLO PARK, CA—In an effort to put to rest concerns about the direction of the social media giant, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced Friday that…

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New Crest Sweepstakes Offers Chance To Win 10 Million Teeth

GREENSBORO, NC—Urging consumers to enter now for their chance to take home the dental jackpot of a lifetime, toothpaste giant Crest announced a new sweepstakes…

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Halloween Pop-Up Store Has Pick Of Every Storefront In Rust Belt Town

BRIDGEPORT, MI—Saying it would be almost impossible to whittle down all the options, sources confirmed Friday that Halloween pop-up store Spooky City could take its…

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Trump Says Syria Situation ‘Not Our Problem’

In a contentious meeting with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, President Trump reportedly claimed the rapidly escalating conflict between Turkey and Syria’s Kurds was “not…

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