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Tampa Bay Awards Ceremonial First Pitch Of World Series Game To Stingray That Killed Steve Irwin

ARLINGTON,TX—Praising the cartilaginous fish for embodying the spirit of Tampa, the Rays awarded the ceremonial first pitch of World Series Game 3 to the stingray…

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Researchers Discover New Organ In Human Head

Scientists at the Netherlands Cancer Institute have found a previously unknown set of salivary glands that sit behind the nose and help moisten the upper…

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Should Republicans Distance Themselves From Trump Or Double Down On Support?

President Trump’s sinking poll numbers have led to reports that some Republican leaders are trying to distance themselves from him, while others are being even…

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Average Overdraft Fees Reach Record High

According to a study from the personal finance company Bankrate, the average overdraft fee in the U.S. this year is $33.47, an $0.11 increase from…

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Steve Mnuchin, Nancy Pelosi Announce Meeting To Put Finishing Touches On 1,000-Piece ‘Starry Night’ Jigsaw Puzzle

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Bob Dylan Not Exactly Rising To Occasion As Far As Current Protest Music Goes

NEW YORK—In a nation mired in a deadly pandemic, mass civilian street actions, widespread environmental degradation, and collapsing institutions under the fourth year of Donald…

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Man Feels Like Girlfriend Hasn’t Been Putting Effort Into His Appearance Lately

TAMPA, FL— Expressing concerns that he would have to say something soon, local man Alec Coles told reporters Friday he felt like his girlfriend hadn’t…

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Trump Storms Back Into Interview While Leslie Stahl Eating Lunch At Home

NEW YORK—Rattling off accusations of anti-Republican bias as he burst through her kitchen, President Donald Trump reportedly stormed back into his 60 Minutes interview Friday…

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Health Experts Determine College Social Distancing Guidelines Still No Match For The Jasonator

Hear why even the strictest protocols may not be enough to prevent the spread of The J-Dog with a case full of brewskis. Read more…

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Couple’s Apartment Decor Suggests Compromise Between Boho Chic, Marvel Cinematic Universe

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