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Family Priced Out Of Grocery Store Produce Section

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Biden Removes ‘Defeating Trump’ From Platform To Avoid Alienating Swing Voters

WILMINGTON, DE—In an effort to improve outreach ahead of the upcoming presidential election, the Joe Biden campaign announced Monday that it was removing “defeating Trump”…

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‘If I Control Time, What Is It But A Mortal Man’s Hallucination Of The Possible?’ Thinks Solemn Ref Windmilling Clock To Start

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Punter Likes To Pretend Coach’s Pregame Speech Meant For Him Too

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Epic Games, Spotify, Match Group Band Together To Fight Apple’s App Store Policies

Spotify, along with the developers behind Tinder and Fortnite, have announced a new nonprofit called the Coalition for App Fairness that seeks regulatory changes to…

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Tom Perez Warns He Will Detonate Explosive Vest At Midnight Unless Democrats Meet Fundraising Goal

WASHINGTON—In an effort to boost campaign contributions before election day, Tom Perez warned Friday that he will detonate his explosive vest at midnight unless Democrats…

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Reporter Presses Biden On Lack Of Own Plan To Trigger Widespread Violence

WASHINGTON—Questioning the former vice president’s preparedness for the nation’s highest office, CNN reporter Jim Acosta pressed presidential candidate Joe Biden Friday on his lack of…

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The Onion’s Guide To Streaming Services

Streaming services have proliferated in recent years as content-watching habits change, and it can be hard to choose from all the options. To help, The…

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Fox News Slams Democrats For Repeatedly Attempting To Undermine Confidence In Autocratic System

WASHINGTON—Declaring that the party’s rhetoric around the upcoming election was way out of line, Fox News pundits slammed Democrats Friday for repeatedly attempting to undermine…

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