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Baylor Men’s Basketball Team Unsure How Many More Times Championship Parade Supposed To Circle Waco
WACO, TX—Celebrating the team’s first NCAA Division 1 title, the Baylor men’s basketball team was unsure Wednesday how many more times their championship parade float…
Little League Coach Thinks Right Fielder Has Potential To Be A Great Novelist
ARDMORE, PA—Praising the 10-year-old’s intangibles and feel for the craft, little league coach Grant Wardell revealed Wednesday that starting right fielder Aiden Lattimore has the…
Squirrel Can’t Wait To Ruin Man’s Day By Running In Front Of Car And Getting Killed
NORTH BROOK, IL—Excited at the chance to carry his plan to fruition, a squirrel reportedly couldn’t wait to ruin a local man’s day Wednesday by…
Steph Curry Passes Wilt Chamberlain To Become Tallest Player In Warriors Franchise History
SAN FRANCISCO—Adding another milestone to an already historic career, Stephen Curry passed Wilt Chamberlain this week to become the tallest player in Warriors’ franchise history….
Fukushima Radioactive Water To Be Dumped In Ocean
Japan announced plans to dump a million tonnes of radioactive wastewater into the ocean from the Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant that was damaged by…
Hollywood Tour Group Stops At Jack Nicholson’s House For Routine Wellness Check
LOS ANGELES—Offering a rare glimpse of how the rich and famous spend their remaining days, a tour group stopped by Jack Nicholson’s Beverly Hills mansion…