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Highlights From The First Week Of MLB Play

After protracted negotiations over the details of playing during the Covid-19 pandemic, Major League Baseball finally began a shortened 60-game season last week. Here are…

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Real-Life ‘Nintendogs’? This Furry 4-Legged Creature Loves To Snuggle And Play

Ever since its 2005 release, Nintendogs has built up a loyal fanbase of those who fell in love with the title’s adorable cast of cuddly…

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Federal Troops Tear-Gas Yankees Off Field So Trump Can Throw Out First Pitch

NEW YORK—Moving in formation across the first-base line as terrified players scrambled into the dugout, federal troops reportedly tear-gassed the New York Yankees off the…

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New Jayson Tatum Free Throw Ritual Involves Blinking ‘Help Us’ In Morse Code

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Garth Brooks Withdraws Self From Top Country Music Association Award

Garth Brooks announced that he has taken himself out of the running for Entertainer of the Year at the 2020 CMA awards, saying he has…

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Voting Rights Lawsuits That Could Affect The 2020 Election

A record 170 lawsuits have been filed around the country concerning voting rights, particularly in regard to the Covid-19 pandemic, and could have a significant…

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Barack Obama Storms Out Of Michelle Obama Podcast Interview After Questions About Administration’s Drone Use

WASHINGTON—Suddenly standing up and ending the interview as the conversation took a more heated turn, former President Barack Obama reportedly stormed out of a taping…

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Hacky Pop-Up Book’s Narrative Tension Pretty Dependent On Lifting Colored Flaps

IOWA CITY, IA—Deriding the work’s narrative structure as formulaic and ultimately predictable, local 4-year-old Sophia Newsome issued a pointed critical assessment of the pop-up book…

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‘What, You Told Me To Get Rid Of It,’ Shouts Dad As Entire Family Cries Watching Him Bludgeon Possum With Shovel

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Federal Agents Drive 3 Hours Away From Portland Before Realizing Abducted Protester Still In Backseat

ECHO, OR—Cursing their inattention and debating whether they should turn around, several U.S. federal agents reportedly had driven three hours away from Portland Friday before…

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